[Yoda]

It's Friday night at Joe Duffer's house. He's tired, but the wife's restless. Let's listen in...


She: Honey, it's Friday night, and I'm thinking about a movie.

He: Naah, Sweetheart. It's been a long week, and I'm beat.

She: I understand, but I've found one I think you'd really like to see. It stars Ben Hogan.

He: Really?! Is it Follow The Sun, the one with Glenn Ford where Hogan plays himself in a cameo? I've seen that one a dozen times.

She: No, we're not talking Hollywood here...or any other professional job. This is a private tape. It was shot with home movie equipment at the Palm Beach estate of a friend of his, George Coleman. He was a rich oil man and former president of Seminole Golf Club where Ben used to tune up for The Masters each year. Ben was older here -- a Lion in Winter thing. And it's a copy of a copy of a copy -- if you get my drift -- but it's still great stuff.

He: Wow! Where did you get it?

She: I could tell you, Darling, but then I'd have to kill you.

He: Never mind.

She: Thought you'd understand. Anyway, the video basically has three parts. The first part, they're doing the set-up and stuff, and Ben does a few swings for the camera. At first you don't see the ocean -- that's the sound you hear throughout the tape and it's where the balls are landing! -- but then there's a down-the-line view, and you get the picture real quick.

He: Cool!

She: And then comes the second part...this is where Ben does a slow motion of his own full swing. I don't mean a normal swing in slow motion...I mean he physically demonstrates his swing at a super-reduced speed. He hits the ball about ten feet.

He: Whoa! Front view or down-the-line?

She: Both.

He: That sounds really exciting!

She: I'll say. We call this the "O-h-h Ben!" part of the tape. It was hard to maintain the PG-13 rating.

He: I can hardly wait! And the third part?

She: Well...that's the part I swear the guy who wrote that yellow book you're always reading must have seen. What do you call it? The Golfing Machine?

He: Yeah, that's it. Homer Kelley's book. But why would you say he must have seen the movie?

She: Because Ben demonstrates his grip and pressure points. Especially that right forefinger thing you're always talking about.

He: The #3 Pressure Point? GeemaneeChristmas! That's not even in Five Lessons!

She: Well, brace yourself, Big Guy, it's in this movie.

He: Honeybun, tonight is Movie Night at The Duffers. Let's get it on!

She: I thought you'd see it that way...you have fun. Just click on www.lynnblakegolf.com/Video/HoganHomeVideo.wmv . Me? I'm outa here for a night out with the girls!